graceebooks: we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait
youngblackandvegan: jonesalicious: So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
end of essay: u feel me??
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...– When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
As I look back on my life, I realize that every time I thought I was being...– Steve Maraboli (via pfelps)
coltheartedbitch: have you ever just been so incredibly fond of someone like you don’t want to date them or anything but you honestly love them as a person and want to listen to them talk forever and find out all of their little quirks and hug them when they’re sad
sirseahorse: stabsinthe: if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name #it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
stevenfresco: stevenfresco: it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
youngstero: SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
have you ever been so attracted to someone that it made you want to cry
brookeeverdeen: the most scariest thing about this whole thing is that this will be in a history book one day. kids from the year 3090 will learn about this day and all the other events. Black president, gay rights movement, war in Iraq, Sandy Hook shooting, Boston Marathon bombing, everything. We’re living in history now.
mintsmintsmints: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks 15 minutes late they clearly weren’t russian looks like they were stalin you guys are putin way too much time into this
yerawizardchloe: guswaters: remember when the half blood prince had just come out and those guys put a massive sign that said ‘snape kills dumbledore’ above the motorway and it was the biggest news of the day and they got like legally charged #in the uk we take harry potter spoilers very seriously
What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
What other people hear: I am a serial killer.